i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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