i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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