Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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