His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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