after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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