There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
