Plan B is the new Plan A
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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