I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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