I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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