K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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