we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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