We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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