Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Your dad touched me again.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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