So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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