What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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