hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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