I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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