belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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