We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Even my vagina gasped.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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