I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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