Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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