My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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