I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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