just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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