All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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