question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
you never un-have a 4some
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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