Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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