you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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