On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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