were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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