If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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