Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
