Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She bit a glass in half.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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