i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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