I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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