I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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