I wannas sexs uuuuu
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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