he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
