How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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