Porn is love you can see.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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