Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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