me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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