Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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