I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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