i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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