I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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