And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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