i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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