My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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