I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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