i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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