Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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