The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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