I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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